To už zase někomu "omylem" ujela ruka, nebo je to cenzura à la Bolševik?Lidi, pamatujte si, že Ubuntu NEMÁ chyby a tudíž nemůže NIKOHO štvát.
Citace: Firzen 12 Února 2010, 18:43:33Hoši, někdo nám zaplatil reklamu na Ubuntu! Měl bych otázečku: co znamená ten vařič čaje: Earl gray je nyní připraven v oznamovací oblasti? Je to vtípek nebo to má smysluplné využití?
Hoši, někdo nám zaplatil reklamu na Ubuntu!
Prosintě ty jsi takový zkušený vývojář - co mám dělat, když nevím, jako něco udělat?
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Tohle žeru, nové Windows se sýrovou příchutí...
Citace: baltit 14 Února 2010, 21:51:09 Tohle žeru, nové Windows se sýrovou příchutí...Nejsou v tom brouci?
<Firzen> tak teď budu Číňan<Firzen> tak uvidíme
Začínat se musí brzy.
Je to starý, ale dobrý > http://lamer.cz/quotes/show/1
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Bloated BastardBuggy Beast
Each time a new version of Ubuntu is released, Canonical chooses a release name that is practically guaranteed to be loved by all. In the past these have included:Kód: [Vybrat] Autistic AustralopithecusAmbitious AmoebaBitchy BadgerBloated BastardBuggy BeastCopulating Cthulhu (In tribute to Mark Shuttleworth)Crashy CodgerDrowning DuckDrugged DogDrunken DragonEmo EmuEpileptic ElephantErotic EelFingering FurryGirly GorillaHardy HardonHomosexual HamsterHorny HedgehogHungry HippoImpotent IbexJabbering Jabberwock (The official Long Term Nonsense Release, Canonical will support it through backports indefinitely)Kinky KangarooKiller KrillLazy Lemming (A tribute release to system administrators rolling out Ubuntu)Leprosy LeopardLesbian LobsterLiced LionMysogynist MarkMasturbating Monkey (A special Linus Torvalds Edition tribute release to Ubuntu users)Nasty NematodeNude NudibranchNegroid NambianOrgasmic OstrichOffensive OgreParanoid PandaParaplegic PenguinPenisless ParrotPhlegmatic PonyPissing Protoceratop (A second special Linus Torvalds Edition. He had a bad bladder infection so this release honours everybody with perfect pissing abilities)Quadriplegic QuailSlutty SkunkSnarky SnailSucky SquidSexist ShuttleworthTouchy TurtleTreacherous TitmouseUgly UrchinUninvited UgandanUseless UakariVirile VixenVoluptuous VelociraptorWasted WombatWobbly WhaleXenophobic XenoposeidonYearning YetiYucky YakZealous ZyzzyvaZinedine ZidaneZombified Zoohttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ubuntu
Citace: zozo 21 Února 2010, 15:06:37Each time a new version of Ubuntu is released, Canonical chooses a release name that is practically guaranteed to be loved by all. In the past these have included:Kód: [Vybrat] Autistic AustralopithecusAmbitious AmoebaBitchy BadgerBloated BastardBuggy BeastCopulating Cthulhu (In tribute to Mark Shuttleworth)Crashy CodgerDrowning DuckDrugged DogDrunken DragonEmo EmuEpileptic ElephantErotic EelFingering FurryGirly GorillaHardy HardonHomosexual HamsterHorny HedgehogHungry HippoImpotent IbexJabbering Jabberwock (The official Long Term Nonsense Release, Canonical will support it through backports indefinitely)Kinky KangarooKiller KrillLazy Lemming (A tribute release to system administrators rolling out Ubuntu)Leprosy LeopardLesbian LobsterLiced LionMysogynist MarkMasturbating Monkey (A special Linus Torvalds Edition tribute release to Ubuntu users)Nasty NematodeNude NudibranchNegroid NambianOrgasmic OstrichOffensive OgreParanoid PandaParaplegic PenguinPenisless ParrotPhlegmatic PonyPissing Protoceratop (A second special Linus Torvalds Edition. He had a bad bladder infection so this release honours everybody with perfect pissing abilities)Quadriplegic QuailSlutty SkunkSnarky SnailSucky SquidSexist ShuttleworthTouchy TurtleTreacherous TitmouseUgly UrchinUninvited UgandanUseless UakariVirile VixenVoluptuous VelociraptorWasted WombatWobbly WhaleXenophobic XenoposeidonYearning YetiYucky YakZealous ZyzzyvaZinedine ZidaneZombified Zoohttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ubuntu Buggy Beast je 9.10?
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