Omegle - www.omegle.com

[LuciusMare]

Zdravím,nedávno jsem objevil stránku www.omegle.com a s ní i novou možnost zábavy...Totiž,ta služba vás náhodně propojí s druhým účastníkem který taky navštívil omegle,a vhodí vás do společného chatu,který je naprosto anonymní,bez nicků,jen jako You a Stranger.A kde je zábava?Zdržují se tam podivné individua se kterými je radost si povídat Dávejte sem své povedené logy,taktiky...

Moje Logy:
Nejlepší od shora

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: heyy girl heyy
You: tomatoooo
You: shinyyy
You: reeedddd
You: gianntt
You: tomatooo
Stranger: i hate tomatos
You: hm
You: chicken...
You: shiny
You: well cooked
You: chickeeen
Stranger: im a vegetarian
You: eh
You: ricee
You: so little
You: white
You: and awesomeee
Stranger: too much fat
You: yoguuuurt
You: 0,1% of faattt
You: whiteeee
Stranger: too sour
You: so tastyy
You: .
Stranger: CHOCOLATE CAKE
You: ooh,so tasty
You: smels goood
Stranger: o yesss
Stranger: moist cake
You: when you put it in your mouth it slowly dissolves...
You: hm
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't know what kind of cake you eat
You: muffin
You: little,fighting muffins
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

Přišel,a hlásil se k nacismu,spamováním hákových křížů,takže podle mně si tohle zasloužil :)
You:Does that amuse you?
Stranger: pretty much yeah
You: you are weird.
You: typing svastikas into chat
You: i heard that 80% of people that do that had sexual relationship with their mothers.
You: i wonder...
Stranger: im one of the 20%
You: hm,the first 20% in the 80%...well...
You: so,your mother is sexually appealing you?
Stranger: Uhm no I dont have a mother
Stranger: she got killed in WW2
You: then why do you like hitler?
Stranger: by those pesky americans
You: he started it.
You: ah,you are german
You: oh,wow
You: do you know what i discovered?
You: thanks to your steady line of characters,i can fetch your ip
You: which means,i can tell the involved people that you broke the law
You: pretty funny
Partner disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

You: I WILL MASTER YOUR SOUL.
Stranger: m/f
You: NEITHER
You: I AM PURE ENERGY DRAINED FROM BLOOD OF FALLEN SOLDIERS.
You: FEAR ME.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Nedává smysl,ale stejně pobaví

Kód: [Vybrat]

You: chicken?
Stranger: whats up pussy
You: no,no pussy,i said chicken
You: chicken = female rooster
You: pussy = little female cat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

You: Say hi
Stranger: hi
You: Cool,now i have you under my control.
You: Say ungabunga
Stranger: ungabunga
You: nice.
You: now,jump out of the window,singing one of the latest miley cyrus songs,stabbing yourself in throat for doing such a crap.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: hey
You: tomato!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: portugese?
You: Chicken?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tipy:
asl,a/s/l/ = age/sex/location - Takže odpovídat ve stylu 16(vek)f(emale)usa(usa) což o vás řekne že jste šesnáctiletá američanka (Jedna z mých oblíbených kombinací,další jsou 75mjapan,8methiopia,10fgermany)

[col_boggy]

hehe.. sry, to neslo jinak nez nevyuzit luciova templatu

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: hi
You: I AM PURE ENERGY DRAINED FROM BLOOD OF FALLEN SOLDIERS.
You: FEAR ME.
Stranger: r u ok
You: SPECIFY WHAT "OK" MEANS, MORTAL.
Stranger: r u mentaly ill
You: OR ARE YOU? HOW COULD YOU TELL IF EVERYONE BUT YOU IS OK?
You: AND NOW, I WILL MASTER YOUR SOUL.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fail:

Kód: [Vybrat]

You: hi.
Stranger: nin hao
You: do you feel anything?
Stranger: merhaba
You: damn, i guess this aint english.

[Pavel Půlpán]

Kristova noho! Proč tu píčovinu taháš i sem?

[col_boggy]

pac je to NEHORAZNA *censored*

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: 17m you?
You: hello.
You: wow, that was quick :D
You: 17, m
Stranger: straight?
You: eh?
Stranger: are you straight lol
You: sry, it's midnight - straight means "telling the truth"?
Stranger: are you gay?
You: omfg
Stranger: ...
You: no. and if u're looking for an ass to ride on, you are at the wrong place.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NoWin]

Úchyláci! 

[col_boggy]

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: horny girl?
You: no, psychopatic male.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Firzen]

  něco podobného jsem potřeboval už dlouho..

[Firzen]

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: smoooogggggga
You: what the fu*k?
Stranger: who knows
Stranger: aruuga arugga
You: the piratebay is under attack!
You: take cover!
Stranger: *ducks*
You: are you sure?
Stranger: sure of what?
Stranger: you said take cover, so i ducked and hid behind the life-boat
You: aha, i see that you are crazier than i!
You: it is impossible
You: code red
Stranger: how be it that i am crazier than thou?
You: segmentation fault
Stranger: and how be that impossible?
Stranger: i enjoy being crazy
Stranger: infact, i am certifiably insane
You: i too :D
Stranger: i'm currently in an asylum
You: ??
You: really?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but you totally fell for it
You: thanks
You: :D
Stranger: for what?
You: for the truth
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
Stranger: no problemo
You: are you from CZ?
Stranger: nope, i dont even know what that stands for!
Stranger: USA
You: CZ means Czech Republic
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: well no, USA
Stranger: but alas, the men in the white lab coats are coming again
Stranger: i must bid thee farewell
Já moc dobře anglicky neumím. Ale někdy si říkám, že na tom ani moc nezáleží.

[col_boggy]

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: Female looking for another female :3
You: at the wrong place ;) bye
Stranger: trolled
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
You: did an ugly tomato just eat your keyboard??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[oyankee]

Asi bych musel být na houbách....to je píčovina.

[col_boggy]

Kód: [Vybrat]

Stranger: hi, man 22
You: hello. gummy bear, 1 month, trying to take over the world.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.